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Saturday, 10 May 2025

Down on the Farm

 The following game was played a few weeks ago and has been neglected due to other distractions. The inspiration was a game I read about on the very nice The War Crow blog. It's a Fantasy game but could be played as a couple of bands of hill tribesmen or brigands fighting over resources..?

Situation

Times are tough in the Mountains. Both the Orc and Goblin tribes have seen a shortage of available food. Pushed to the edge they have been forced to raid the valley dominated by men. A foraging party from each tribe has coincidently arrived in the vicinity of the land farmed by Barley Moe and his sons at the same time. 

Objective

The objective of both parties is to finish the game with sole occupancy of the farm. The objective of the humans is the same (just seems less likely).

Minor objective: Kill the other side's leader.

Human force: Archers will fire at nearest enemy unit or weakest if more than one is nearby. Humans will fight any enemy entering the farm complex.

Rules

I used a gridded variant of OHW rules, with 3-hits. I wrote them for the game, and then discovered an almost identical set I'd written a year ago... 

The game set-up as planned

The actual board and starting positions

Both sides started with 5 infantry units, two cavalry, two archers, a Commander and retinue and a Troll.
Orcs rush from the hills towards the farm, as the Goblin force
boils out of the forest.

Fast moving "Cavalry" clash - Orcs on wolves, Goblins on Wild Boar

The Goblin cavalry is quickly swept aside..

but the Goblin Infantry is a tougher opponent 

The Forest Troll has got into the Farmyard!

Fighting intensifies as both sides smell fresh food

The Farmer and his sons have fallen. A few labourers with bows fight on

The surviving Goblins hold the farm

but not for long. Orcs and a Cave Troll reduce their number

The remaining Goblins leg it for the forest with empty bellies...

The Orc's achieved both Major and Minor objectives and win the day (and the Farmer's supplies).

12 comments:

  1. Nice little scrap. I don’t suppose the humans were ever likely to be victorious here… Still, perhaps the local militia can be raised for a punitive reprisal.
    Cheers,
    Geoff

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    1. Thanks Geoff. Yes the Farm occupants were really just there to be a nuisance!

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  2. Nice game. I wonder if it could be spiced up with the potential ( random) arrival of A human relief column? Perhaps the local Sheriff got wind of the marauding orcs and goblins and took a patrol up into the valley looking for them?

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  3. Fun wee game full of incident. The blog you mentioned was new to me and is interesting. I have followed it. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.
    Alan Tradgardland

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    1. Thanks Alan. I'm glad you like The War Crow blog - its well worth visiting.

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  4. Simple and neat setup and game. Great battle report. I were rooting for the humans, but understand they had really bad odds here.

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    1. Thanks Roger. The Farmer and his workforce were unfortunately just "collateral damage"

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  5. Nice little bust-up there. ⚔️⚔️⚔️🙂. Thanks for the report. Your larger grid comes in handy for this sort of scrap, doesn’t it?

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    1. Cheers Martin. 12x8 grid pretending to be a big table!

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    2. Looked good. Thanks for the War Crow link - nice blog, lots of different games on it .I see you ran the game 90° to the ‘original’. Was that a decision based on troops available, or to ‘change things up’? Still works very well both ways…

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    3. I think I just wanted to use the whole length of the board!!
      It was a head-on rush to grab the farm (and food) so there weren't going to be thoughts of out-flanking 😁

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